Hey Moe’s! Stop trying to be more than you are. You sell burritos! No one cares about sauces or whatever else it is you’ve been up to lately. Bring back your normal salsas and stop trying to reinvent the wheel. Haven’t eaten at a Moe’s in months because it’s just not good anymore.

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